Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Oh Doctor Fauci, you're a nerd who thinks everything ought to be fair and straightforward. What a tragedy."

• Music need not be popular to be good
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• You're too good to be human
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Oh to be Odd!
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Doctor Who
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• who do you think you are?
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• So you think you're on a roll?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• you think you're special, and you are. but not in the way that you think.
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• OBAFGKM
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The World (as it ought to be)
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• Doctor Who (category)
• think for yourself, and be curious
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• You think you're special
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• You're too young to be so old
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• play dumb
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Oh fair enough are sky and plain
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Who Will Be There
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• You never think it will be the ducks
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• The man who refused to be King
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Doctor Who - The New Series
• Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Doctor Who Stories (category)
• Doctor Who - The Children in Need Special 2005
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• cat haters
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Knock knock who's there oh it's you
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• Doctor Who: The Weeping Angel of Mons
• Doctor Who Is Now Trans
• Pandeism and the world of Doctor Who
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The several horsemen of the Apocalypse spill their secrets
• Should I be happy?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• The best kind of bartender
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode

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