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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• You, standing
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• What the world wants to know about newts
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about trains
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• The Day the World was about to End
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Tell me about your faith
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• How To Think About God
• I don't care about the air
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• So why talk about politics now
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Tell me a story about drains
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• Tell me a story about plains
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me about your secret places
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• The children of Palestine
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• A boat does not care about its wake
• Ask me about Loom
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Famous quotes about school
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about clouds
• O tell me the truth about love
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• how about not (user)
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving

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