Findings:
- Be a model or just look like one
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- I need your pain or I will not live
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- You, standing
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- For God's sake, just have another election
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
- because i am scared of pain
- Learn the lesson of your own pain
- Looks Just Like the Sun
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because it happened to you
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I may or may not have been naked
- institutions have lives of their own
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- I smile just because you exist
- Madmen have a world all their own
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- because it wasn't just the air
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
- it's because of the way you look at the world
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- I would like to have emotions
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- just because they never bothered to really do
- I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
- look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
- I want to have known
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- I have just been shot
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Because I do not want to forget
- because I have given up any care
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- because you can fall, you almost want to
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Dogs that have owned me
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
- just because
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
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- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I want to have your abortion
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- People want what they cannot have
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- just to have some human contact
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Have you ever made a just man?
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Why I want to have children
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- It must have rained or something
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
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