Findings:

• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The day the music died
• These lips died for your sins
• Dys-
• dy/dx
• Who died here?
• Something inside has died
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Peter died clean
• Thai Dyed Suicide
• The Day that ______ Died
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Outrun a speeding train
• How my favorite Grandma died
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The rabbit died
• The day my mom died
• he just died
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• The day Hal died
• The day the FIAT died
• Tie dyed sunshine toilet
• The Night the Reindeer Died
• Dy
• The Night Pat Murphy Died
• The Field Where I Died
• Divorced beheaded died, divorced beheaded survived
• Tonight I Almost Died
• The Day the Country Died
• He died on a Sunday morning
• If I died right now
• The Dog It Was That Died
• dys (user)
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died
• John Scopes Died for Your Sins
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• How the music died
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• My drug dealer died last week
• The Man who Died
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• Substitutes for Love III
• DYY
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• No one has died
• My mother just died
• SPI Died For Your Sins
• The day I died
• Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• dyed in the wool
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• A man has died
• Many Bothans died to bring us this information
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I lived and I died, and the cats are still jumping through hoops
• People who died laughing
• died bcause of you (user)
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• dy (user)
• I died a little inside, and now I reek of death
• Kassi Dy (user)
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• We light candles on the day she died
• You died for me
• Warning: All my creative writing teachers died young
• Diabetes erectile dy (user)
• When she died
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• God died a long time ago
• interactive fiction never died
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• the dreams that should have died
• The Decade Music Died
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• He Never Died
• My Thoughts Died Today
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• My dad died
• George Floyd Died for Our Sin
• Jesus died cursing
• The Night the Music Died
• Everything Died on the Vine That Summer
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• pointless HTML in email
• The bravest man I've ever known
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed

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