Findings:
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
- Stoned music memories
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- I Have Never Known a World
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
- Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You don't have any real problems
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Art has an actual purpose
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- you have never been safe
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Houston, we have a problem
- Penis size and impregnation
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- I have never felt more alive
- Using a command line
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- Something I Can Never Have
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Does X have the Buddha nature?
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Does the Universe have granularity?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Know your pets
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- I must have waited all my life for this
- I have become furniture in your life
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- institutions have lives of their own
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- I have never
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- My hands have lost their memory
- because I have given up any care
- worse things have happened to better people
- Something that may have changed my life...
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Does the sun have a mother?
- just to have some human contact
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- I have just been shot
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
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