Findings:
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Get Up and Bar the Door
- The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
- Get Up, Jack! John, Sit Down!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Get Up, Stand Up
- Get it up
- The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Everybody Get Up
- We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- How to get your stuff voted up
- Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
- The Get Up Kids
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We get tangled up like wires
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- Jack Gets Up
- Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
- How to get a good night's sleep
- Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
- We like to stay up late at night
- I am not making this up
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- People have fucked up before
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
- anemotis's morning wake up call
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Sobering up before going to bed
- I hope I get old before I die.
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- I'll get us a hotel room for the night
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- Getting up on a Saturday morning
- Up All Night
- silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
- Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
- Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- up all night on DXM
- I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- What gets us out of bed in the morning
- Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
- I hope I die before I get old
- Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
- Books to read before you give up on fantasy
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Up early for court
- The early bird gets the worm
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- The early worm gets the bird
- I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Guide to getting up in the morning
- Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- Human Craig gets morning sickness
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
- Get under the bed
- Get hip
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Get a break
- Get In Shape Girl
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- The Universe always gets the first move
- get mine
- The second mouse gets the cheese
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- I never get mail
- Get off the gun
- Get a real computer!
- Get rich quick
- good reasons to get an education
- get off
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- get with the program
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
- Get around
- Get a valentine
- Get a tail
- Get hit with the blocks
- Get hit with
- Get the finger put on
- Get hours
- 15 will get you 20
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- Get out the crying towel
- get a clue
- Craving a smoke
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Get Real
- Get your filthy hands off my desert
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- Get on the Bus
- An angel gets its wings
- Get off the nut
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- Let's Get Killed
- Get Smart
- Get used to it
- Get the fuck out of my office
- get well card
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- Get a grindstone and sharpen it
- Get a fat lip
- Get a bit chopped
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- Get a load of
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