Findings:
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- A reason to drink
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- To June, from Eric
- Don't Need Love
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- It's better to have loved and lost
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Today, after love, I looked at my lover
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- How long have you been in love with her?
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- So you don't have to
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- You don't have any real problems
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't have the time
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- Stoned music memories
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Don't Say You Love Me
- I don't believe in falling in love
- I don't think I like love
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't Laugh (I Love You)
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- You don't have to remember my name
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I don't have a television set
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- love like you don't need the money
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
- I don't love you anymore
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Don't judge a book by its lover
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
- It's okay as long as you don't fall in love
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I Don't Believe in Love
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- Knots I have known and loved
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- you don't have to do this
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- Love the one you don't need
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- You, standing
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- You shine in the eyes of lovers we complicate, accidentally, lending our own critiques and eyebrows to time
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Show, don't tell
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
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