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• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
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• I'm in Your Mind Fuzz
• Out of his fucking mind
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Because I'm an adult
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Keep out of the reach of children
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• keep you on my mind (user)
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• Out of storage media, out of mind
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• because simple is nice, and it's changing my mind
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• Keep your rap out of my metal
• keep out of reach of children
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• keep ancient lands, your storied pomp
• It’s hard to keep apocalypse consistently in mind
• Keep this in mind
• Talking keeps you in your mind. Silence is the royal road to God. Silence prepares you for death.
• Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
• Out of My Mind
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• keep out of sunlight (user)
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• Staying out of trouble in Rio
• like something out of a story
• getting out of trouble
• Books you loan out to expand friends' minds
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
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