Findings:
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- AI should be our top priority.
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- Farmers' Market
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- It should not be this complicated
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- This node should be filled with renga!
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- University students can be really stupid
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Should I be happy?
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Why should we be moral?
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- How Should A Person Be?
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- I should be running in the sunshine
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Music need not be popular to be good
- I should be able to remember your face
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Things every child should be taught
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Laundry should be free
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- why you should never be a referee
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- You Should Be Sober
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Work hard. Be strong.
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- You never think it will be the ducks
- titles should be approached laterally
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- This node should be filled with waka!
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- Why you should not be mean
- play dumb
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- What life after death will really be like
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Dorothy Tries to be Brave
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- There can be only one
- Food should not be luminous
- stupidity should be painful
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- What is and what should never be
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Should I be sorry?
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- No threat should be taken lightly
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Chalant should be a word!
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Work hard and be nice
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Be a model or just look like one
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- It's Hard to be Humble
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- No one can be in two places at once
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- This node should be filled with bees!
- Rebeca Martinez
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- It's hard to be a gangster.
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- No one can be totally logical
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Funerals should be a celebration
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