Findings:

• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• emotions others don't get to see
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Eat it, don't read it
• don't rely on us to get you high
• curly hair
• Rape committed by women
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• naturally curly hair
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't Shampoo Your Hair
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't get it
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't want to get over you
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• Don't shit where you eat
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Stoned music memories
• Don't eat the brown acid
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• You don't get a song
• You just don't get it
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• How to eat wild stuff and not get poisoned
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Poop Won't Eat Itself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Earth's crust
• Crusted
• Graham Cracker Crust
• continental crust
• Peppercorn Crusted Blue Cheese Burger
• pizza crust
• cumin, garlic and sea salt crust
• Single Crust Peach Pie
• Bread crust
• Almond crusted chicken fingers dinner
• Blue cheese-crusted filet mignon
• sugar cookie pie crust
• Pistachio crust chicken schnitzel with potato and sweetcorn salad
• Lasagna rustica al forno with a parmigiano crust
• Shallow-Fried Salmon with Pine Nut Crust
• Double crust death by lemon pie
• The Upper Crust Pizzeria
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• curly rice
• Blue Corn Chips, Curly Fries, Eggs and Salsa For Breakfast
• Curly Locks, Curly Locks
• curly fries
• curly slide
• Curly Lambeau
• Curly Wurly
• Curly brace family of programming languages
• Curly Howard
• American Bashkir Curly
• curly (user)
• curly sue (user)
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile

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