Findings:
- Our God, He Is Alive
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Now Thank We All Our God
- Man was created in God's image
- We are wont to mistrust in our sense of balance
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- God was created in man's image
- And on the eighth day, man created God
- Who created God?
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- And God created woman
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Why I want to have children
- If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
- If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- All Creatures of Our God and King
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- People want what they cannot have
- God Wants You! (for the 3rd Crusade)
- we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- We Praise Thee, O God, Our Redeemer
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- God bless my cotton socks
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- God Wants You Dead
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
- After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
- I want to have known
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- We have learned our lessons well
- he would have cried
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- Our calendars have no meaning
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- For God's sake, just have another election
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
- I don't want to risk our friendship.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- we want our burns we want our drugs
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
- I have no faith in your God
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- God Bless our Native Land
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- God, Our Father, We Adore Thee
- O God Our Help in Ages Past
- A Safe Stronghold Our God is Still
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- Perhaps God is our future, not our past
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- He tampered in God's domain
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
- The God of our many understandings
- Our God is a Lonely God
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
- we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
- Our Passive God
- A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
- i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I want to have your abortion
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- You, standing
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- he would have laughed
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- things you wouldn't have believed
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Our Vines Have Tender Grapes
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- He's been places they have not.
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- it's God's work to have us fail
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- And he bought our every word for dollars.
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- creat
- I actually, um, created, um, thefez
- I've inadvertently created a superfly
- For from dust we were created and to dust we shall return
- This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
- Why were we created?
- on being subject(ed) to a created, beautiful universe. in brief.
- The inviolable censor created by the gaze of offline acquaintances
- God of Gamblers
- God is Dead
- Gods
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- act of god
- Word of God
- Gödel's theorem applied to God
- God damned sons of bitches
- Eno is God
- God of War
- Sun God
- SciFiQuest 3017: The Frontier that Wouldn't End
- God Plane
- God of the Gaps
- The existence of God
- Eye of God
- porcelain god
- God Mode
- God complex
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