Findings:
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- I have lots of gay friends
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- I do not see her
- you don't have to do this
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- What kind of veterans do we have now?
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
- Ozma and Her Friends
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- What do I have of my mother's?
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I do have some things to hide
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- Why males have nipples
- we have a lot of work to do
- I have a friend
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I used to have so many dreams
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- She Will Have Her Way
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- What do I call her?
- do re mi fa so la ti do
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- What do you say to your best friend's ex?
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- That's what friends do.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- I have lost many things, so many
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- So you don't have to
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Do what you have to do
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- What to do if you have bad credit
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
- You, standing
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- Why do children have to die?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- What to do if all your friends are losers
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
- These papers do not show what I have done
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Do Her
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Why do we treat them so well?
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
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