Findings:

• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• I woke up
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• and then I woke up
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• I woke up in occupied America.
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• 'just woke up' voice
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• The Crying of Lot 49
• Crying
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• a crying on the inside sort of clown
• oh for crying out loud
• for crying out loud
• cry wolf
• Crying over you
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• shattered earth crying cast dead lust glow
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Quieting a crying baby
• Why am I crying?
• My mother crying
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Crying you out of my heart
• The children are all crying in their pens
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• Why she stopped crying
• Crying Freeman
• Crying at Traffic Lights
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• God, the crying prospector
• Stop Your Crying
• Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Crying With No Tears (user)
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Curse of the Crying Boy
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• Crying and nudity
• Crying in American college males
• crying on cue
• No use crying over spilt milk
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Crying Birch (user)
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• The crying statue
• The Crying Light
• The Crying Doctor
• Crying at Night
• Though I wake crying
• She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• The Crying Vine
• Pump Up the Volume
• Grow up
• blow up
• UPS
• Up
• straight up
• bottled up
• Dead links in writeups
• Decide to clean yourself up
• hooking up
• Hurry up please it's time
• Up against the wall, motherfucker
• power up
• up quark
• Growing up
• Breaking up
• Wake up
• tits up
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• I am not making this up
• kiss up
• warm up
• throw up
• hang up
• Shut up
• yodel up the canyon
• face up
• Keeping Up Appearances
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• shacking up
• Up All Night
• Up Your Ass
• Woke capitalism
• tied up
• Grown up
• Keeping up with the Joneses
• Climbing up the Walls
• Calling boys and hanging up
• Jack Gets Up
• blow'd up
• The Sheep Look Up
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• Running up that Hill (A Deal with God)
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• beat em up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Right side up
• Why I gave up on anarchy
• All caught up
• All sewed up
• wake up in a dumpster
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Cowboy up
• Brass up
• Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
• Charged up
• Chop it up
• Dig up
• Dose up
• Dummy up
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Get it up
• Give up
• Go up against
• right up my alley

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