Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Jen, I really hate him
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- These Boys Are Not Well Treated
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- He Asked Me for Water but I Gave Him Ice
- Seeking the recluse but not finding him
- Is she really going out with him?
- and I wished you well as you cut me down
- Howard, this is really doing well!
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- Why do we treat them so well?
- To the Not Impossible Him
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- Peace be upon him
- him
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- i smile at him
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- What makes him so goddamned special?
- The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
- For Him I Sing
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- You want that I should rough him up?
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- better off with him than here with me
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- I never saw him again
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- him da best (user)
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- To let him know
- That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
- It's never him
- An Ode for Him
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- She thought about giving him her heart
- death passed him by
- The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
- Don't feel bad to call him black
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- A poem for when I loved him
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- hims (user)
- Him, the harbinger of Nothing
- I hadn't told him
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Inspiring Him
- I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
- I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- Better him than me
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- Just give him the damned fish
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Heart! We Will Forget Him!
- Can I eat him, boss?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- a poem for a boy before I met him
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- My self-image hurts him
- Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
- Send him to Detroit!
- I married him because he was not mean
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- HIM (user)
- But what are they really thinking?
- It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Worship Him
- H-I-M (user)
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
- a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- At night, she still believes in him
- Sexist jokes
- o come let us adore him
- With him it was always like
- Not really by the rules, but...
- When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
- I never heard him say "I love you"
- Praise Him, O Praise Him
- i love him (user)
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- reader, i married him
- Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- I'm Stalking Him Electronically
- I know him cince I k (user)
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- the impossible is hard, but not impossible
- Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- as much as time to him reveals
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Language of the dead
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- Crown Him with Many Crowns
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I ain't mad at him
- I didn't want him
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- To Him Who Waits
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- I'm not sharing him
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- I refute him thus!
- I found him in my head, reading starlight
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- She's All My Fancy Painted Him
- Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- kill him dead; don't call me
- I was Chris to him
- She Misses Him
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- then I hugged him
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- Lui: A View of Him
- Atli bids the Giukings to him
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- To Him She Is A Beauty
- As Nature Made Him
- A day without him is three years long
- A day without him is three months long
- His Infernal Majesty
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
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