Findings:
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Yesterday I forgot how to form letters properly.
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- Somewhere along the way we forgot insulation. It's a cold cold house.
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How To Think About God
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- well im sure (user)
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
- Charmed, I'm sure
- I'm a consumer whore... And how!
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm not sure
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- My cats think I'm a God
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm not what you think
- They think I'm a god
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
- I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- this is how i'm going to die.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Ack! I forgot my root password!
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- I forgot you on Tuesday
- Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
- If we knew what we forgot
- Honey, I forgot to duck
- The Things You Forgot
- You Forgot It In People
- all naked beneath are the words we forgot to spell
- Forgot one: Three of us is enough...it's the simple stuff I need.
- The Land that Time Forgot
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Learn how to fly
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to recycle a computer properly
- How NOT to write software
- how to dry roses
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to flirt
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How to say "I love you"
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How to wear a great kilt
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How to roll a phat blunt
- How to make whine
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How to miss Higher School Certificate
- How fifth graders feel
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
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