Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."

• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If it be your will
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I will be your young sinner
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You will be assimilated
• Carl Everett
• Everything will be alright
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• This love will be your downfall.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I will always be weird inside
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The revolution will not be televised
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Boys will be boys
• the world will be remade in our image
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The end will be a sellout
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• It will be good when I am leader
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• The man who refused to be King
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I will be in my trailer!
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• What life after death will really be like
• There will be no more stories to read
• there will be a last
• There Will Be Blood
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• They will not be named!
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• It will never be just you
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• I will be light
• I will always be in the details
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The television will not be revolutionized
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Will I cease to be
• There will be time
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• What I want to be when I grow up
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• node that will be my legacy
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I fear I will be nothing
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Who Will Be There
• Will I be given that chance?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Marks which will never be broken
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• The revolution will not be webcast
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• The next life will be better
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There will never be another you
• The Revolution will be televised
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• all the cute guys will be there
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Someday, I will be strong
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Even the dead will not be safe

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