Findings:
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I married him because he was not mean
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- I never learned how to stop loving him
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- He Hate Me
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Professionals HATE him!
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Jen, I really hate him
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- He taught me how to smoke
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- That's Just How He Was
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- She thought about giving him her heart
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- She could not live with or without him
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- Tell him, she told me
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- he has her eyes
- He just left his body
- She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- He weaves his words
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He made a way to his anger
- He flops over and bonks his head
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Now he dances to bring her back.
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- At night, she still believes in him
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- He and she are one
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- He gave her a daisy
- "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- If there is a God, I hate her
- All he left her was alone
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- I'll take care of him, Boss
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
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