Findings:
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- Don't go into the basement
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- So this bald girl walked into a bar
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- A Girl Walks Into A Bar
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
- absorbing your mind into an object. safer.
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- Don't slip into depression
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Consumers: don't buy into the hype
- getting into a fight in high school
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
- Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
- An Inquiry into the Human Mind on the Principles of Common Sense
- I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- for the dreamers who stare into the night sky
- In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Getting into fights in Cabramatta
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
- You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- Capitalize, please
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- but don't take my word for it
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- Good Girls Don't
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Ice Girls Don't
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- People who don't read
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- Things people put up their butts
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- The Princess Who Kicked Butt
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- It don't mean anything moves
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I don't know what Christmas means anymore
- No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
- Arguments don't change minds
- My Dream Girl Don't Exist
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- people who don't exist
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Don't fight the internet
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- But who nodes the noders?
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Saying what you don't mean
- People who don't smoke will never die
- because simple is nice, and it's changing my mind
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Don't put your pecker in the checker
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
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