Findings:
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- radios work better when closer to her skin
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- i like my body when it is with your
- Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Summer never answers when you call
- How Moscow teenagers answer the phone
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Phone in if you know the answer
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I like the curves far better
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- The night when I felt like speaking my mind
- Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
- When I get like this
- we'd like you better drugged
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- When you blow out like a dead star
- When phone systems attack
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- The Answer to What it Sounds Like
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
- I look better when I am wet
- The Answer
- He said, expecting the answer no
- The Last Answer
- more answer songs
- Is that your final answer?
- Answer Print
- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
- Answer to the first crossword puzzle
- Answer: Burning two ropes
- answer: twelve coins
- answer: N bags of coins
- answer: a ship at anchor
- answer: house number problems
- answer: glasses of water
- Answer: The oldest chestnut
- answer: houses and utilities
- answer: four bugs
- answer: cheating bellhop
- answer: hole in sphere
- answer: crossing a bridge
- answer: wolf, goat, and cabbage
- answer: missionaries and cannibals
- answer: Lisa's dog
- answer: handshakes
- answer: true/false boxes
- Answer: friends
- answer: language equations
- answer: clock hands
- answer: convoluted states I
- answer: millennium
- answer: convoluted states II
- answer: opening and closing lockers
- Answer to the brakeman, the fireman, and the engineer
- answer: five man, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
- Answer: horseman and 40 mile army
- answer: connect 3x3 points with 4 lines
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
- answer: who paid for the beers?
- answer: dropping glasses
- answer: where did the other square go?
- simple answers make me insane
- Beyond Belief: How to Answer the Evangelists
- Beyond Belief: How to answer the Evangelists. Part 2
- Earth's Answer
- Catholic Answers
- There is no right answer
- A long talk on the beach that answered nothing
- Interview answers for OOP programmers
- Answer to a Child's Question
- Calling her number and having a male voice answer
- Answer to a Difficult Riddle
- Answer to Planet X Fingers
- Acid is not the answer
- Self-improvement is masturbation, self-destruction is the answer
- Questions and answers
- Confusing yes or no answers
- A Tangled Tale : Knot One : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Two : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Three : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Four : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Five : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Six : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Seven : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Eight : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Nine : Answer
- A Tangled Tale : Knot Ten : Answer
- answer: two riverboats
- Question to the Ultimate Answer
- Answer to the forest of sideways logic
- Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
- Betting puzzle answer
- Blistex Herbal Answer
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Seek not now the answers
- Answer: infinity balls in a bin
- Obligatory Nonsensical Answer
- Answer: blue-eyed suicide
- What question is its own answer?
- answer: four chess knights
- If I ask, I want a truthful answer
- Easy Answers
- An Answer to The Jews
- Einstein riddle
- The 7-Eleven problem
- answer: move 2 matches to flip the glass
- Candlelight is the answer to every question
- won’t take no for an answer
- Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
- The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.
- The Confutation of Tyndale's Answer
- Yahoo! Answers
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- answer (user)
- Answer the question, then question the answer
- Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
- The trick is asking yourself "Why not?", and not listening to the answer
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- The shorter and more accurate answer is "No."
- the answer is love
- The Right to an Answer
- finding no answer, she stepped closer
- answers to riddle of blue eyes
- don't techno for an answer
- Poetry is not a riddle with a single answer
- There is no 'correct' right answer
- There is always a 'correct' right answer
- A burning answer
- Answer In Time
- A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
- The answer is obviously, you don't.
- Answers in Pandeism -- looking back to Christian Deism
- Answers in Pandeism: 'Converting' to Pandeism
- Answers in Pandeism: does Pandeism amount to self-worship?
- I think about my answer
- Art as an answer to mass-mindedness
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