Findings:
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I've never suffered from nostalgia
- never seen The Pogues live yet
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- I have seen the elephant
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- I've Never Been to Me
- I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
- I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
- i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
- I've Seen Your Picture
- I've Never met a nice South African
- Dali knew elephants and monsters that Bukowski never drank away
- One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I've never asked a heart for rent money
- I've Seen Everything
- I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
- i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Ski piss
- I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- I've Seen It All
- I've never
- Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
- Why I've never been ice skating
- Letters I've written, never meaning to send
- Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
- Elephant Memory Systems
- Elephant
- Elephant penis joke
- elephant graveyard
- pink elephant
- white elephant
- Elephant and Castle
- African elephant
- Indian elephant
- Sea elephant
- I Seen Footage
- Water elephant
- The Fifth Elephant
- Elephants, Grapes & Pickles
- The Lion, Jupiter, and the Elephant
- elephant gun
- Tell me a story about elephants
- elephant seal
- Drawbacks of the use of elephants as assault weapons
- Misuse of Elephant Telephones
- Surah 105 The Elephant
- hamsters named elephant
- Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, Tennessee
- elephant wire
- Melancholy Elephants
- The Elephant Man
- Are you real elephants?
- elephant ears
- Jumbo the Elephant
- Elephant Walk
- Elephants can't jump
- elephant lizard
- elephants are contagious
- The Blind Men and the Elephant
- Jade Elephant
- white elephant sale
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- The Elephant
- Undercover Elephant
- social reality (and cute elephants)
- Audrey and the Elephant
- Year of the Elephant
- Thomas Edison Electrocutes an Elephant
- The Elephant Elevator Operator
- The Elephant Dance
- Elephant's foot
- See the elephant
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
- The Elephant and Wheelbarrow
- Asian elephant
- Stegodont Elephant
- Elephant Woman
- The Elephant Riders
- Elmer the Safety Elephant
- Elephant garlic
- The Pink Elephant Effect
- War elephant
- Fish and Elephant
- Elephant Rocks
- The Elephant Vanishes
- How many elephants
- The Democratic donkey and the Republican elephant
- Elephant Parade
- Lucy the Margate Elephant
- elephant (user)
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- Elephant's Gerald
- Pad elephant
- Don't Think of an Elephant
- White Elephant (user)
- Hills Like White Elephants
- Elephant jokes
- Elephant Bird
- Elephants Dream
- Elephant grass
- war elephant (user)
- Dreaming Elephants
- How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
- Elephant in the room
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- Shooting An Elephant
- paper elephants
- a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
- North African Elephant
- Cage The Elephant
- The blind men eating the elephant in the room one bite at a time
- Imagine there is no elephant
- elephant funeral
- looking at an elephant through a kaleidoscope
- Water for Elephants
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- I've Got a Secret
- I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
- Burl Ives
- I've got the Internet
- Things that I've overheard
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- Jobs I've Had
- Things I've yet to fully learn
- Neatest trip I've had
- I've got a little list
- I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
- I've been living my life half asleep
- I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Since I've stopped watching TV
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- Things I've learned from Everything
- of all the things i've lost..
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
- I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I've been a woman for too long
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- I think I've forgiven her
- I Feel I've Melted
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- The bravest man I've ever known
- David Ives
- I've lost you
- I've Been Tired
- I've developed a new skill
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- The time I've lost in wooing
- The Wild Colonials
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