Findings:
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I had been hungry all the years
- How long have you been in love with her?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- How the heart really works
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- And All That Could Have Been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I know I have been dreaming
- AES may have been broken
- The path we have been walking
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- All I have left to lose
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- How to find something which has been lost
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- An Eternity Is All I Have
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- It could have been me
- What Might Have Been
- The way things have always been done
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- maybe everything will work out after all
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Making paper angles
- I may or may not have been naked
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- All the fairies have gone
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- I have always been burning
- you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
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- Front porch, what should have been said
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- They had been expecting me
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- all is flux, and nothing still
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- when all the white horses have broken free
- How it all began
- more sure of all I thought was true
- I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- you're all really really boring
- never stop trying to capture the uncapturable. it helps us all.
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
- all living things must above all else have hope
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- What have you been smoking?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- heavy as it all may be and still take that step
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
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