Findings:

• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• All For Me Grog
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• God's is the Earth and all on it
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• You will not remember me at all
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• mr. know it all (user)
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• All of Me
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• I'm All You Can Think About
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• it's all just god talking
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• My cats think I'm a God
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You don't know my GOD
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• God Hates Us All
• Because it all burns up
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• All around me
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• know it all (user)
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• show me what the world is all about
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• All the empty things disguised as me
• all your monsters come to me
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Because I'm an adult
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• God only knows
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• God Knows
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• My God, don't tempt me!
• They think I'm a god
• god help me
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• A conversation between me and god
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• all of these people are me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Now Thank We All Our God
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• tell me all your reasons
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• All he left her was alone
• all your faults in me
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• and things we're all too young to know
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• to know all practical things
• some say he was never here at all
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• A definitive list of all the menstruating women I know
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• All gods but your own
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex

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