Findings:
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Know your pets
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- kids grow up too fast
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Flaunting your sexuality
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Who wants trident?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- The Man Who Knew Too Much
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- i just want to know who i am
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- So your kids want a pet
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Judging women by their books
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Dead links in writeups
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- People who carp about their jobs
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- The Man Who Knew Too Little
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Who wants a down vote
- Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- Little kids = early acid trips
- i want to know you. who you really are.
- Who Wants to Live Forever?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- I liked their early stuff
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- Kids who walk in the middle of the road
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Capitalize, please
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- I want to put my hands there too
- I want to be sexy too!
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I want you to know who I am beyond my name
- The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Who wants some schlock
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- It's too early to talk about God, or women
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
- The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
- natural crap
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Meaningful useless crap
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Baby name books are crap
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- stock market analysts are full of crap
- Confessions of a Crap Artist
- Is this poetry or crap?
- farm craps
- The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
- Crap (user)
- It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
- Craps No More
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Raise the crap
- That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
- I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
- What a load of crap
- Save early, save often
- Up early for court
- A Convoluted History of Early Telecommunications
- Early Christian Creeds
- Early Adopter
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- A Brief History of New York City's Early Graffiti
- Thoughts on Early American Romantics and Planet of the Apes
- Sumer, Early Egypt and Writing
- Early Bird
- Early American Immigration
- An early glimpse of Lincoln's views on slavery, March 3, 1837
- Early childhood memories
- Abuses of the Catholic Church in the Early Modern Period
- Distant Early Warning
- Early Greek philosophy and Logos
- Early Sunday morning
- Early entrance college programs
- Early Entrance Program at CSULA
- Early Classroom Materials 1975-1988 : Pertinent Background Information
- early binding
- Early One Morning
- Light rain at early dawn
- Early American foreign affairs
- early (user)
- Early Dynastic I
- Jubal Early
- Wispy beams of early light
- By the dawn's early light
- early intervention
- Early African Civilisation
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- A Plague in the Late 19th and Early 20th Centuries
- The explanatory power of the microscope in early modern Europe
- AIM trends of the early 21st century
- Early Bird Exception
- early fatherhood
- why are we who we are?
- early pregnancy symptom (user)
- Early Times
- Early is on time, on time is late
- Early Years Foundation Stage
- go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
- Early Day Motion
- The Bread of the Early Years
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Butch and Sundance: The Early Days
- Early Lunar News
- Early Retirement Extreme
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