Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He looks like Boris Karloff in a blaxploitation costume. The prostitute who dreamed him up thought he was hilarious. He isn't. No, not a bit."

• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He Looked Like the Summer
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• he's like someone living in a dream
• I married him because he was not mean
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• At least he was gentle
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He just looks
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• More than he was willing to give
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He was found
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• he likes to watch you walk
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He said, expecting the answer no
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• I like the way he reads poetry
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He ain't no movie star
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He Who Is Death
• "Shut up," he explained
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
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• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He Was a Crook
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He Was Only Joking
• he was a punk poet himself
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He brings me books like flowers
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• making certain he was touching her
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he had a dream
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He dreams of smoke
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He never looked back
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• All he left her was alone
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• he smokes like a cello plays
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• That's Just How He Was
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• some say he was never here at all
• He who controls the past controls the future
• What He Suffered
• He and She
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He flops over and bonks his head
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
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• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
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• He and she are one
• Xiao Sha Lao He!

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