Findings:
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- The day he gave me a lift
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- he that is not with me is against me
- He has redefined me, again and again
- Ask Me Why
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Ask me about Loom
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- Jesus He Knows Me
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- They asked me to write a letter
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- He brings me books like flowers
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
- he calls me monster
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- he calls me girly (user)
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- The Only Thing That Ever Has
- I won't ever understand me
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- he who (user)
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Somebody once asked me...
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- He who controls the past controls the future
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
- He who has ears, let him hear
- He called me Sarah once
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- what he carried from here to Okinawa
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Dischord Recording Artists
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- the only comfort we could ever have
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Ask Me Anything
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- I asked her not to forget me
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- He Hate Me
- He Who Is Death
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- He asked for more flesh
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
- He taught me how to smoke
- she, he, and me
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
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