Findings:

• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Dick Green
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• Ask Me Why
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Ask me about Loom
• Jesus He Knows Me
• He taught me how to smoke
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• They asked me to write a letter
• He brings me books like flowers
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• he who (user)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The day he gave me a lift
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• he calls me girly (user)
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• He called me Sarah once
• she, he, and me
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Somebody once asked me...
• Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• he calls me monster
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• He who has ears, let him hear
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• He has redefined me, again and again
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Dischord Recording Artists
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• I won't ever understand me
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• the only comfort we could ever have
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Ask Me Anything
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I asked her not to forget me
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• He loves me, he loves me not
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• He Hate Me
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• He Who Is Death
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• he that is not with me is against me
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He who pays the piper calls the tune

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