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• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
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• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
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• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
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• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
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• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• What do you need, and how might I help?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
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• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• When you cut yourself shaving
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• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
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• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
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• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
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• The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Do not speak. I am in music.
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• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
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• Spartan Diplomacy is an oxymoron
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
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• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Things to do while you're between jobs
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• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Helping a loved one with depression
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• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Do tears not yet spilled wait in small lakes?
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
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• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What reasons do you need
• The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
• Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• we have a lot of work to do
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others

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