Findings:
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- He brings me books like flowers
- Do you like me?
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- My Company Likes Me
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
- Broken like me
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- Women only like me for my mind
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- treat me like a woman
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Loves me like a bottle
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Bleed Like Me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- Smells Like al-Qaqaa
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- want me like time
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- unfinished (like me)
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- A Doll Like Me
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- You like me, you really like me!
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I like you; do you like me?
- Walk Like Me
- Black Like Me
- You're like a brother to me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Republican Like Me
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- There are a million girls like me out there
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Look siad me Be like me
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- the sky above me like a full recovery
- Dead Like Me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- like you love me
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- Creeps Like Me
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- doesn't look like anything to me
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- You like me in all the wrong rooms
- treat me like your sex doll
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- eyed me like a female mantis
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- Smile at guys, for me
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- You just cut that guy off
- Fall guy
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- The language is leaving me
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- funny fat guy who dies
- justa guy (user)
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
- cool guy (user)
- Bad Guy (user)
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- The Red Guy
- What guys do with their penis
- Guy Gardner
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