Findings:
- How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How To Be Funny
- 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Pack time away
- how you spend your time is what you become
- This Is How You Lose the Time War
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- And then I will just slip away
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- How to lie and get away with it
- The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to NOT get towed away
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- walk away from time
- How to Burn Away Half a Bottle of Whisky
- How to drive your employees away with your own stupidity
- Funny Times
- funny how cliches stay true
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How to time waste at work
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- watching sunlight slip away
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- How to get away with murder
- An American in Tours
- God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- blow away
- take me away
- away
- Sail Away
- Go Away
- Having run away from a wedding reception
- Home away from home
- silently fading away
- away from me
- Furniture that I wouldn't throw away if I moved
- The Day the World Went Away
- /away
- The one that got away
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Does this ever go away?
- Eight Away
- On the Banks of the Wabash, Far Away
- WoOz: 18 Away to the South
- squared away
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- pissing away
- Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
- You can never get away from yourself
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
- What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away
- she turns and smiles, then walks away
- Sunday Too Far Away
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- WorldsAway
- The Songs That Got Away
- I put away childish things, like myself
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Far, Far Away
- Throw away your fucking scale!
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- Over the Hills and Far Away
- Why I ran away from home
- Away in a Manger
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- Walk Away Renee
- I know, let's give shit away
- You're so come here go away
- The first transport is away
- They just kind of went away
- "Wash Away Your Sins!" lip balm
- Forgetting his life away
- Slipping away from myself
- NATO runs away from protestors in Victoria
- New Business: Giving Away Freebies
- You know you've been away from home too long
- And then you made the world go away for a little while
- Further Away
- The things we give away
- stop adoring from so far away
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Put Away
- run away
- talking can only give you away
- A Gift Taken Away
- keep the depression away
- Cast Away
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- Faraway, So Close!
- Keep guns away from drunks
- Far away from home
- Fly Away (user)
- Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
- Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
- Step away from the fridge, lardass!
- When the boss is away...
- Away to me
- Oh! Snatched Away in Beauty's Bloom
- Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
- The server giveth, and the server taketh away
- First Christmas Away From Home
- Soon, I will run... but not away
- Walking Away
- Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
- Haul Away Joe
- Heaven is High and the Emperor is Far Away
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Don't Go Away
- Moving Away
- Heave Away, Me Johnnies
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- wasting away for vanity
- My Shoulder Wasn't Far Away
- blown away
- As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Home and Away
- In the darkness the undead quarterback
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Spirited Away to the Antipodes
- Oprah giving a lot of stuff away
- So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
- Hide Away Bed and Breakfast Inn
- Spirited Away
- nocode's going away party
- Thursday is so far away
- Half-Life: Away Team
- Wash the grief away
- Light Fuse Get Away
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
- Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
- away goals rule
- Disposing of a refrigerator
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- The sort who hides away
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- Calgon, take me away
- Faraway waterfalls
- Getting away with it
- While Away Books
- Fuck the Pain Away
- So her hat does not blow away
- Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
- The falcon hath bourne my mate away
- First They Took Away Napster
- Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
- This was not my going away party
- keep away
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- wasting away
- Far away piece of myself
- To park your motorbike illegally, and to get away with it
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