Findings:
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I have lots of gay friends
- You mean the me that you would be
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- That would be me
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- When you know things are just meant to be
- The Man Who Would Be King
- I never thought it would be like this
- but you wanna be bad
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Music need not be popular to be good
- That I Would Be Good
- Look siad me Be like me
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- Free to Be, You and Me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Mind without body
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Bad Idea Jeans
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Just to see what it would be like
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- A whimper would be fine
- Trying to be friends
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Why burning your Harvard law degree is probably a bad idea
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
- Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
- The best kind of bartender
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- how to be a friend
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Good idea, Bad idea
- Be gentle with me
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Why capital punishment is a bad idea
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- you have to be close to catch it
- OBAFGKM
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- It's not as bad as you think
- Food That Looks At You Is a Bad Idea
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- eternity would be boring
- sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I just want to be friends
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- A reason to drink
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- far be it from me
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- Can we still be friends?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- you have to be kidding
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Let's just be friends
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
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