Findings:
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Have One On Me
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- I could have been one of a two
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- REALLY BIG EXPLOSIONS
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Canada's Really Big
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- you have me at a disadvantage
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Know your pets
- English teacher wisdom
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Could you have danced with me?
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- class one lever
- Really big Honorable Uncle Sir
- Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part One: Introduction
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- institutions have lives of their own
- Tips for writing an English teacher-approved classic
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- It could have been me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- These papers do not show what I have done
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- The Big One
- You have a big finger
- English class
- Here Comes the World Famous English Teacher
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part One: Preliminary Confessions
- Ray Bradbury hooks a big one
- I have one whole anus
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- You have to watch out for the quiet ones
- My hands have lost their memory
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Big Me
- Really Really Big Man
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Teacher, I have question
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- A COCK, A BIG ONE TO (user)
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- Really Big Things flying through space!
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- One Big Debate
- Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
- 15 Big Ones
- Poem to my English Teacher
- Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part One: Preliminary Confessions III
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part One: Preliminary Confessions II
- english class stupidity
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- cool English teacher
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- A Really Big Grilled Cheese and Mushroom Sandwich
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- i am an english teacher
- Memoirs of English Class
- Big Brother UK: Series One
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Dogs that have owned me
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Lucky Starr and the Big Sun of Mercury
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- You have no power over me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Words that only have one context
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- What have you done for me lately?
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- The Big Red One
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- Life is one big misunderstanding
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- Things video games have taught me
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- you have become one with The Anonymous
- Me and my big mouth
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