Things that Amazon Alexa can hear and record if you place it in your room:
-- what you say when you talk in your sleep
-- moans
-- moans (unsexy)
-- curses as you search for a lost article of clothing
-- intimate conversations with your spouse
-- arguments with your spouse
-- violent arguments with your spouse
-- panicked exhortations from your spouse to put the weapon away
-- gunshots
-- death rattles
-- Someone kicking in the door and shouting
-- more gunshots
-- hideous roaring
-- breaking glass
-- more gunshots
-- someone vowing that you won't get far
-- someone using their radio to put out an APB
-- someone wondering if anyone among them really knows what they're dealing with, because whatever jumped out that window didn't look fully human
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And the worst thing is that Amazon has all this stuff saved, so THEY can turn it into a thrilling radio broadcast while YOU have to scramble through the woods on all fours.