Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• I have to catch myself around you
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• My chest roared. I couldn't help myself.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Penis size and impregnation
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• worse things have happened to better people
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• And since the games are said to have gone, we are waiting for the war.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• the better angels of our nature
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• better half
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better him than me
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• A determination to do better than
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You should know better
• I was a homeless bum
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• How to take better photos
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Vegetarians taste better
• I must die or be better
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Better blatant than latent
• Wish for Something Better
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Better warning labels
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• More is better
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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