Findings:
- Rape committed by women
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Men have feelings too
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- A reason to drink
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- People want what they cannot have
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- They Have a Word for It
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I have too many clothes
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- A consequence of actually feeling
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- They don't know what they're missing
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- They Don't Want Me
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- They don't know what I've done
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- People don't flail when they die
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- You have far too much time on your hands
- They must have faces
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- They have no bones.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- You stole what they would have given you
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Stoned music memories
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- You don't have any real problems
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I don't have the time
- telling people what they don't need to know
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- They don't understand my tea
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- I have a bad feeling about this
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- They have taken enough
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- They could have saved Kevin
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I have too much to say
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Cats don't have brakes
- They don't touch me the same way
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- So you don't have to
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- You don't have to remember my name
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Don't take sex too seriously
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- No, I don't have channel 11
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- you don't have to do this
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't have a television set
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