Findings:
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- RMS forgiving KDE users of their sins
- they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- Addressing others by their user names
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
- continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Falling Branches Can Break Other Branches On Their Way Down
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- Know the mute by finding their storyteller
- Controlled by fear and yet calling ourselves free
- To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- By their fruits you shall know them
- Judging women by their books
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 7
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- The Long-Eared Hearer Learns by Listening
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- may their names be sung forever
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Down By Law
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Personality is defined by other people
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- How's she goin', by
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Making the Movies XXVIII Exploring by Motion Pictures
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- Automobile tire pressure
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 3
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
- how to determine whether a number is divisible by n
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- How is the information in DNA modified by metabolism?
- Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Chipirones en su tinta
- Jazz, a film by Ken Burns
- it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
- Major structural issues in the United States economy and society will not be solved by the summer of 2025.
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- They're from Seattle and they're too wet to burn yet
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- Making the Movies XXVII Taking Exteriors by Night
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- A Jared by any other name
- Detecting an attacker's IP address hidden by backscatter
- Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Making the Movies XXXI Floriculture by Motion Pictures
- Forgiving our Fathers
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Down by Law (user)
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
- haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 4
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- things that are wrong may yet be made right
- I don't need to be loved by you
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- And burn, yet burning you will love the smart
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- because it represents, better yet, it is
- Down By The Bay
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- How to memorize things by pegging
- Sensei's recipes
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- Down By the River
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How Solemn as One by One
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 0
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
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