Findings:
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Ecstasy, in both senses
- you can't have it both ways
- Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
- That which I should have done I did not do
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- he was a punk poet himself
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- we have a lot of work to do
- Sex in a small car
- You did a lot of things right on this girl.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- some say he was never here at all
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I married him because he was not mean
- Everything Hitler did was legal
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- I have lots of gay friends
- I did not have that on my bingo card
- I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- he would have cried
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- That's Just How He Was
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- Everything Stalin did was legal
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- All you ever did was let it happen
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- he would have laughed
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- More than he was willing to give
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He's been places they have not.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- 52 Small Changes for the Mind
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Small Change
- All he left her was alone
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He Was Only Joking
- He was found
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- making certain he was touching her
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- He did very little harm
- I did not say it would make sense
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- I did not consent to feeling so small
- We did not know it was a war
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
- a dream you did not have
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Computers have no sense of time
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The extraterrestrial conspiracy explanations of UFOs have stopped making sense
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- At least he was gentle
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He Was a Crook
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
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