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• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Do Make Say Think
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• They think I'm a god
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Who makes God's rules?
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• How do you make God laugh?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How To Think About God
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Don't Make Me Think
• Some needlessly emo poetry trying desperately hard to make a pun midway through
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Kids that age think they know it all
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• The music that makes me think of New York
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• Please God, make me a stone.
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• cat haters
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• My cats think I'm a God
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• who do you think you are?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Music need not be popular to be good
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• you make me think of death
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• The second glance over the shoulder that makes you think: What if?
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Great minds do not think alike
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
• Helping people cheat
• Who are "they" anyway?
• do. make. live.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Why onions make your eyes water
• The make do gift
• Why do people believe in God?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do you think it's me?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• There is no god but God
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Do not make illegal copies of this disc
• how do i make a backyard bomb
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• How do you make a life matter?
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• And if you do, make backups
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• What Do You Think's in the Burgers?
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• why I think I can't do anything
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• what desire will make foolish people do
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• Esteem for ourselves- Do we all think alike?
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Things to Make and Do
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.

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