Findings:
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- I got a good giggle out of this...
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- Last year was always better
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- Everything got me fired!
- The Statue Got Me High
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- You've got to be kidding me
- We Ain't Got All Night
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
- A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- You Really Got Me
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I've got the music in me
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- The day Wendy's snake got away
- You've Got A Friend
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- What's geek got to do with it anyway?
- We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- Got Beer?
- Got prostate cancer?
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- i got nothin (user)
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Who's Got The Crack
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- I've got mine
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- Got to Get You into My Life
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- A Midsummer Night's Dream II.i
- A Midsummer Night's Dream II.ii
- A Midsummer Night's Dream III.i
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- Twelfth Night I.i
- Twelfth Night I.ii
- Twelfth Night I.iii
- Twelfth Night I.iv
- Twelfth Night I.v
- Your cable TV just got better!
- Hitler has only got one ball
- We've got a good First Amendment case
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- I got sunshine in a bag
- How Uncle Henry Got Into Trouble
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- The one that got away
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- The Guru got a girlfriend
- I've got a little list
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- Everyone's got their drug
- I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
- You've got another think coming
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- How Pac-Man got his name
- I Got Six
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- We've got company
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- I Got Rhythm
- Ya Got Trouble
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
- I got a 1400 on the SAT
- I gots a Weasel
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Freddy Got Fingered
- They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
- We've Got A World That Swings
- Ain't We Got Fun?
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
- Pioneers Who Got Scalped
- How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
- Got any ID please?
- Still Got the Blues
- We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- Because I Got High
- Boys got cooties, girls got brains
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- Got
- You've Got Stalkers
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Have I Got News for You
- I got pierced
- I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
- We've Got Tonight
- Amidala Got Back
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Johnny Got His Gun
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- Got to buck
- I got a good feeling!
- Got root?
- The Songs That Got Away
- I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- Why I got my tattoo
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- I got hit by the pizza man
- Go on! It's got raisins in it!
- Blue Got Up
- I've got the Internet
- i got the wound, if you got the salt
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- I've Got the World on a String
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
- Got Self Esteem?
- I got your nose
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
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