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• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The day after the porn ban
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Catch Me If You Can
• Meet Me in St. Louis
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Pleased to Meet Me
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Meet me at the Main Stage: a Belgian nodermeet at Rock Werchter
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• You Can Count on Me
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• drink the bar dry
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• the good days are killing me too
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Call if you need me
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• The Day after Tomorrow
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• It's me that you need
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Though you can tell me
• Nothing can stop me now
• Day after Christmas
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• You can see right through me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• How to get a drink named after you
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• The day he gave me a lift
• May those who are born after me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Drink eight glasses of water a day
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• can you get enough of me?
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Drink Me
• Meet Me in the Green Glen
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City: A Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• She doesn't need me anymore
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Meet Me Inside
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• i need your grace to remind me to find my own
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• The Grand Teton Adventure: C - 125 Days, I decided I needed a bigger hill.
• A duck meets God at a bar
• The Ten Commandments of the First Day After Hernia Surgery
• Free drinks at the topless bar
• Day After Tomorrow
• The Day After
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Meyer's Bar: meet the regulars
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Can you hear me flailing
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Drinks in a bar
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Can you drink old beer?
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Wearing white shoes after Labor Day
• Can you hear me knocking?
• We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Can You Take Me Back
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I couldn't sleep for days after this awful dream.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Can you show me?
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• no power in the verse can stop me
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• can you show me where this came from?
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Can You Hear Me?
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• The day Anubis hit on me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• The Day After Picasso
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• Give me back my bike!
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• Who needs a day job?
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• The day after I found you again
• after the therapy
• Twenty Years After
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• After Apple-Picking
• Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
• Nothing outside the text will last
• The silence after someone leaves
• I Before E Except After C
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Morning After Pill

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