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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Mind without body
• Just to see what it would be like
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• what would it take to be serene again?
• I never thought it would be like this
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• He's High Again
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• What life after death will really be like
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• She must be what cocaine is like
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Go. Look in the trash for your treasure. Again. I'll be here.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• The best kind of bartender
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Much like what music wants to be
• it would be hilarious if only
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• All will be well again in time
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Be a model or just look like one
• The Ten Commandments revised
• That would be me
• What it's like to be in love
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• A whimper would be fine
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• And then it starts again.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• cannot be again
• eternity would be boring
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Where would America be without Canada?
• What it's like to be skinny
• The Man Who Would Be King
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• That I Would Be Good
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• It must be New Years Eve again
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Hot pursuit
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Look siad me Be like me
• What is it like to be a bat?
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.

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