Findings:

• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• First and Last and Always
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm on my last go-round
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• So you don't have to
• I'm always thinking of you
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Voyeurism is so last year
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Don't be an IM phantom
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm so tough
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Last year was always better
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• first impressions don't always count
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Dreams last for so long
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm so sorry
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Being a dickhead
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You were always so good to me
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't care what you did last summer
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm Glad
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm glad I'm white
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• You always hurt the one you love
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• They always jump off the east side
• Cheese is always female
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The Thief of Always
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The Road Always Taken
• A story about a picture can only say so much, even in a thousand words or more
• Politeness is always in order
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• The Postman Always Rings Twice
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• an honest man is always in trouble

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