Findings:

• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• When I was your age
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When she was bad
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Kompressor want to get with You
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When I was young
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When I Was A Baby
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I'll get there when I get there
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Getting what you want from tech support
• When i woz a kid - I - Contraband
• When we were little kids, running
• I don't want to get over you
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When I Was a Lad
• November 4, 1995
• Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I Was a Babe
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Some time when I was a teenager
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When I Was Cruel
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Stoned music memories
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• When did the World get so old?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When i woz a kid - II - infants
• So your kids want a pet
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Back when our blood was still warm
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I was 9
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• man when you are telling me how it was
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I remember when all this was trees
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• Why do you want to get married?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Please please please let me get what I want
• We get too tense when we drive
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• The Get Up Kids
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• being a kid was great
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Back when grunge was still cool
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Things to do when technology gets here
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When touch was simple
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• When I Was a Boy
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Which was what we wanted
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• When I get like this
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I was ten years old
• When I was five
• Do you want to get slapped?

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