Original Full Version
From the version used in 1939-1940
sung to the Melody of the "Colonel Bogey March"
Hitler, he only had one
ball,
Goering, he had two but very small,
Himmler had something simmler,
But poor old
Goebbels had no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:
Frankfurt has only one
beer hall,
Stuttgart,
die München all on call,
Munich, vee lift our
tunic,
To show vee 'Cherman' have no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:
Hans Otto is very
short, not
tall,
And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
A 'Cherman', unlike
Bruce Erwin,
Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the
Albert Hall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.
Whistle Chorus: