"Yeah... my heart's in a whirl.
I love I love I love
my little calendar girl,
every day, every day
of the year!"A 1960 song by Neil Sedaka. There's a proto-video (maybe from a variety show), in which Neil (not to be mistaken for a sex symbol) is "adored" by a dozen slices of cheesecake.
Surely his folks went, "You went to Juilliard for this?"
This was not one for the time capsule.
The song was later rewritten, for a Purina Cat Chow ad.