Nota: What the hell is that heavy breathing noise? Is that YOU?!"
TheDeadGuy: "NO! I'm not breathing! I'm DEAD!"
Me: What the hell is the difference between a GTKY node and these other first person writeups?
Anonymous noder: Write it well and you can get away with murder.
Make me think.
I am a rape survivor
Save enough energy for the escape
You weren't there
There is plenty
Two Strangers in Passing
Unconditional love
Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
Make me laugh.
Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day (thing)
Why Cats Hate Computers (idea)
Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on (idea)
meat pants (thing)
a pound of ground beef (thing)
With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
Why I did what I did
Coffee shop date (idea)
Gargoyles make lousy houseguests
Chucky's vagina
Make me cry.
Do Not Stand At My Grave and Weep
You are precious to me. Did you know that?
The flowers smiled, but she was gone
Scottie
One velvet portrait of you
Are tears the blood of the soul?
Lightning Crashes
Today I kill my child
Stuff I'd C! if I had the power.....
First, everything by oenone