Mostly I just lurk and give ninja /msgs to correct errors in writeups... I swear! I'll do something eventually!
A procrastinator's work is never done.
I'd like to take a moment to recommend some stories and story-like nodes. Carriage Return involves a manual typewriter. The World's Shortest Horror Story may have been written on one, but doesn't have a subject related to the aforementioned writing device. Revelation of the Lamb in Four Parts trades literature for film. The Hierophant uses painting as its medium. Repentant Assassin's Defense uses D&D as a microcosm of the world as a whole, but is not exactly a story. Looking all over Hell's half acre is a bit longer, and it's been long enough since I've read it that I've forgotten what it's about.