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Goldie Hawn
and
Patrick Swayze
fucking furiously on a couch. (spawned by watching five minutes of Overboard last night before bed)
my filthy
feet
I was shopping in
Target
when another customer came up to me and demanded to know where the
tupperware
was. I tried to explain I didn’t work there but she would not go away or shut up. She was angry that Target was out of something. I tried to explain that she was wasting her time – a. I don’t fucking work here! and b. it doesn’t matter
why
a store is out of something – they’re
out
, so get on with your life. she was horrible, horrible
catching
turtles
with
edebroux
. She was good at it, years of practice, I’d forgotten she grew up in
Louisiana
. (untrue) Finally I caught one and it was so much heavier than I expected, I was afraid it would fall off the line before I swung it to the dock, so I supported it with my hand, but was then afraid it would let go of the line and bite me. edebroux laughed.
silly, once they bite something, they don’t let go.
I had a penis and was busily figuring out how to
masturbate
.
zoo
habitat
, someone announcing “Seven foot
bear
!” It reared up on cue and the crowd oohed. Why was I in there? Just inside the guardrail – I’d hopped over to get something, but now the fence was higher and I was getting nervous, especially when I saw the bear stretching upwards, so dark and huge. The soil was black and crumbly, moist. Lots of branches down, I had to step carefully so I wouldn’t slide on the slope.
I can climb this fence.
The place where the fence was lowest was right next to where Patrick was standing, which embarrassed me but I knew I had to get out.
That wire will shock me.
I touched it anyway, just a little shock, not continuous current. I reached up and grabbed the fence with my other hand and when both hands were on the wire something went ZAP through my brain and I was frozen, electric throughout.
I felt many hands supporting me -
they’re being so gentle with me
and I knew the hands on my shoulder and the back of my head, helping lower me to the ground, were Patrick’s. Joe’s voice,
can you bring her around?
sounded so worried. I slipped under and when I came back I felt I’d been asleep for days, it was
so
much later. Coming to, I saw that there had been a
gate
in the
fence
, just a few feet from where I’d tried to climb it.
A long discussion of whose bear it was – it wasn’t a zoo after all, but a park-like extension of a subdivision –
no, the nuns wouldn’t have that type of security.
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