So you work in a
data center with a
raised floor, and things are going
slow.... Here's some things to
liven up your
day. I'm not
responsible if the
boss doesn't think this is as
fun as
you do.
1. Lift a
tile, turn it
upside down, and put it
back. Act
innocent when someone asked what happened, and
mumble something about
plenum gremlins. Even more fun is watching
people trying to
lift the tile, since
tile lifters don't work on the rough underside.
2.
Remove a
tile in a
strategic place. Best exercise of this
one requires a good
imagination. Tiles directly in front of a
door or behind some
often accessed equipment are great
choices.
3. Release
small mammals under the
floor. Spread
rumors about the computer room being
haunted.
4. Remove a
tile and stick your head under the
floor. It feels nice and
cool, and people will think you're an
ostrich.
5. Throw
confetti under the floor. Watch the ensuing
hilarity.
6. Put hundreds of
pro-revolution flyers under the floor. This tends to scare
everyone.
Anyone have other
ideas?