Perl
= P =
pessimal
person of no account n.
[University of California at Santa
Cruz] Used when referring to a person with no network address,
frequently to forestall confusion. Most often as part of an
introduction: "This is Bill, a person of no account, but he used
to be bill@random.com". Compare return from the dead.
--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.