On the 10th of May 2003
Channel 4 released the results of the vote that took place to reveal which
British celebrities the
British public hated most. All voting was done by the Channel 4 website (www.channel4.com) at the beginning of the year. The rules were that the winner must be
British and
alive and not currently in
prison or
pending trial (which is lucky for
Jeffrey Archer).
The latest "Greatest" list is one of several Channel 4 has done revealing the transient tastes of the British public. Other lists have been complied on the subject of Greatest... such as TV Adverts, Movie Stars, World Cup moments and Films.
The reason I publish this list and not the others is it is a particularly revealing source of the psychology of the British public. Of course the online voting is not going to be an accurate representation of the whole British public as most people who would bother to vote in such polls would be from the IT savvy demographic of the 13 to 40 age range. Niether was there any way of preventing people voting several times - if they were sad enough to try and affect the results. Also this list will be entirely out of date within three months due to the rapid flux of British celebrity.
The British, and especially the British (Tabloid) Media, are known to have a reputation for celebrity bashing and enjoying having key high-profile figures to lovingly hate. Indeed probably half of the people on the list are only famous because they raise such strong passions because of their character (or their image) generally being far too: clever, dumb, common, posh, smug, pathetic, false, blunt, pretty, unpresentable, talentless, royal, and being Chris Evans.
With that in mind I advise non-Britons not to be too suprised at some of the contradictions in the results, like Tony Blair and Margaret Thatcher being in the top three despite the British public giving them vast landslide election victories, The Queen being number 8 despite her successful and popular Golden Jubilee last year, Robbie Williams being the most successful male artist last year, etc, etc - it is all entirely consistent with the British nature to find successful people inherently annoying.
If there was a poll of the 100 Most Loved Britons I would bet that half the of list below would be on that list as well. And as their agents will no doubt be telling these celebrities tomorrow - anyway publicity is good publicity.
As the saying goes "I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good".
100 Worst Britons - The Results!
- Tony Blair
- Jordan
- Margaret Thatcher
- Jade Goody
- Martin Bashir
- Gareth Gates
- Alex Ferguson
- 'H' from Steps
- Gerri Halliwell
- The Queen
- Liam Gallagher
- Chris Evans
- Victoria Beckham
- Rik Waller
- Anthea Turner
- Bernard Manning
- Robbie Williams
- Peter Stringfellow
- Neil and Christine Hamilton
- Jim Davidson
- Charlotte Church
- Darren Day
- Lady Victoria Hervey
- Prince Charles
- Anne Robinson
- Edwina Curry
- Chris Moyles
- Jamie Oliver
- Cliff Richard
- Max Clifford
- The 3AM Girls
- Naomi Campbell
- Simon Cowell
- Sarah Cox
- Harry Potter
- Tara Palmer Tomkinson
- James Hewitt
- Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Catherine Zeta Jones
- Prince Edward
- Tracy Emin
- Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen
- Mick Hucknall
- Michael Winner
- Pete Waterman
- Prince Naseem Hamed
- Ainsley Harriot
- Trinny and Susannah
- Peter Mandleson
- Ken Livingstone
- Darius Danesh
- Amanda Holden
- Zoe Ball
- Martine McCutchaon
- Elton John
- Ant and Dec
- Alisdair Campbell
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Byers and Moore
- Richard Madely
- Vinnie Jones
- Alan Titchmarch
- Countess of Wessex
- Chris Tarrant
- Ben Elton
- Jeremy Clarkson
- Jeremy Spake
- Carol Vorderman
- David Dickinson
- Frank Skinner
- Paul Burrell
- Tom Jones
- Sarah Ferguson
- Carol Smilie
- Liz Hurley
- Princess Anne
- Guy Ritchie
- Delia Smith
- Jonny Vaughn
- Peter Tatchell
- Sting
- Gordon Ramsay
- Mick Jagger
- Damien Hurst
- Julie Burchill
- Richard Branson
- John Prescott
- Judith Chalmers
- Cherie Blair
- Nigella Lawson
- David Beckham
- Will Young
- Vanessa Feltz
- Anne Widdecombe
- Davina McCall
- Chris Eubank
- Lord Irving
- Craig David
- Iain Duncan Smith
- Atomic Kitten
One thing I found suprising though was Jordan getting to number 2! Sure the girl isn't that clever and has ridiculously enlarged boobies, but #2 seems a bit excessive. I imagine it could have been a campaign against her.
And at the risk of downvotes I'm glad Harry Potter is in there. Hurrah! |