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Howdy, howdy. I'm doing a survey for an up coming node. If you manage to stop here on your journey through E2 please take the time to message me.
Question:What is the first thing you remember being able to read?
Chicken Quest: Chickens found: 4/12.
BookReader at a glance:
Eyes: Green to blue
Awards! 25 votes and a C! to spend.
Level: 11 Difficulty: easy
New riddle coming soon.
Level two: kthejoker says "The answer to your riddle is elements, but there's 118 now." Damn science always moving on.
Level three: rootbeer277 says "The answer is a C!" Yes indeed it is.
Level Four: maxClimb says "RE: Riddle 4 - a skull?" You might have gotten it as soon as it was posted, buddy, but the next one will have you scratching you head for ages!
Level Five: TenMinJoe says "War?" You sure did hit the target, TenMin.
Level Six: DTal says "Crabs!" Yep, but not those nice beach crabs.
Level Seven: TenMinJoe says "electricity?" Yeppers.
Level Eight: Noung says "Is the answer user Ancientsnow?" Yes indeed.
Level Nine: The Custodian says "I want to say the riddle answer is 'Silver' - when quicksilver it's something else (mercury), when slow it's a transition metal, but...um...you can wear it on you...although it you put it around you it will act as an antimicrobial - fighting small wars. DAMN IT.:-)" Yeppers. Looks like I made a mistake...
Level Ten: Rapscallion says "CHEESE" Tasty!
Level Eleven: Zephronias says "DUDE IT'S ME. I AM THE PUN."
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And a supporter of Pushin' Niceness to boot.
Drunk Monks and Drunk Monk associates on E2 (some o' these folks should get up off their lazy asses and write something):
Node well, not nodeshell.
The Fiction Nodes (read them):
Your grammar damages your credibility
After the War
Donginger, draped in the apocalypse
It's a transmitter. It's a radio for speaking to God.
The Death and Dying of the Light
Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
Banana-Anna Boys and the Cult of Awesome
Using Sign Language for Evil
Fear the Cold
The Dragon Slayers
Why I am Against the Death Penalty
Sex Around the World
Killing Your Own Characters
The World (as it ought to be)
On Aphids on Chives
Australia: Deadliest Place on Earth
The Voyage of the Roofer Boonhurst
Incident at the Stop
Kira, Kira Nightingale
Russian Nuclear Deployment Unit
Raid and the Roach
"We should abandon the notion of history as a court eternally in session." -Archbishop Gianfranco Ravasi
kelsorama says "shame, shame, dear. Don't confuse mere playful interest with love. I can see that this is where a lot of your problems arise."
As long as I don't confuse hate with love, I'll probably be all right.
"I hereby declare BookReader the (possibly) nicest and most polite person on E2." -Ancientsnow
Thanks, my dear. I don't believe I've had such a compliment before.
"Metal, BookReader!" -Clockmaker
I no longer remember what this was in reference too.
"BookReader taught me to light a candle rather than curse the darkness." Noung
This is completely out of context.
"dannye says Oh, well. If reincarnation is real we'll do it later." I suppose we will. RIP
؟Who are you?
"I used to be an Ice Golem. But I melted." - user water
Oh God, here's a good one: Also starring a telephone as "The Telephone"
Yous are all f***ing idiots: At least one man knows how to handle the press.
I wonder if people read this far down. Hmm. Well, here’s something to do:
Bathroom Push # 12
“The Nippon Push”: Sit on the throne with your back straight and your hands on your knees. You get triple points if you can keep your back straight while “pushing”.
Fellatio will not save this Relationship.